Papa John Wants You To Eat Prince William, Kate Middleton
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<br/><strong>The Royal Pizza</strong><br/><br/>Never one to turn away from a good PR move, the pizza chain Papa John's has said "<a href="http://ir.papajohns.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=569583">I Dough</a>" to the couple by creating an over-the-top pizza portrait of the duo. Sadly it isn't available for retail sale, but it is available to a lucky Brit who e-mails the company. We hope the winner gets it vacuum-sealed and framed.<br/><br/>
<br/><strong>The Royal Jelly Bean</strong><br/><br/>Famous people, and Jesus, have a knack for showing up on regular objects like toast. So of course the future princess managed to get her face on a Jelly Bean found by a <a href="http://swns.com/kate-middletons-face-found-on-jelly-bean-141050.html">young man in Somerset</a> last week. He hopes to sell it on eBay for upwards of £500 on eBay, but it doesn't seem to be <a href="http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_trkparms=65%253A12%257C66%253A2%257C39%253A1%257C72%253A4955&rt=nc&_nkw=kate+middleton&_sticky=1&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_sop=10&_sc=1">up there yet</a>. Perhaps Harry already snatched it up? <br/><br/>
<br/><strong>The Royal Tea Bags</strong><br/><br/>Prefer your wedding fare a little more usable and a little less collectible? Okay, then maybe you'd like to have Wills and Kate make a nice cup of tea? The happy couple were available as novelty tea bags from <a href="https://donkey-products.com/shop/en/neuheiten/katea-greetingcard">donkey products</a> for â¬4.95, but are already out of stock. We're sure they'll be hitting eBay soon, and in the meantime you can always snatch up a royal <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Prince-William-and-Kate-Middleton-Tea-Bag-Tidy-/280661067438?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4158b406ae#ht_500wt_1094">tea bag tidy</a>.<br/><br/>
<br/><strong>The Royal Refrigerator</strong><br/><br/>You've been keeping a close eye on the <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/palace-chef-whats-on-the-royal-wedding-menu-2011144">royal wedding menu</a> and have already done a few <a href="http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/03/27/uk-britain-royalwedding-cake-idUKTRE72Q00C20110327">practice fruit cakes</a> for your at home recreation (we can't be the only one's, right?)—now where to put it? Why the Royal Fridge, of course. Designed by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=140530179320808&topic=342">Facebook committee</a> the customized GE fridge is the perfect place to put all of your <strike>severed heads</strike> royal-themed food. Honestly though, we prefer their <a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=169839523056540&set=a.169839509723208.35290.140530179320808">New York</a> model.<br/><br/>
<br/><strong>The Royal Sick Bag</strong><br/><br/>Can't take any more of this royal wedding nonsense? Do you pity the poor newscasters being sent to England to give wall-to-wall coverage of a silly wedding. Perhaps a Royal Sick Bag is exactly what you need. Throne up in style for <a href="http://lydialeith.bigcartel.com/product/royal-wedding-sick-bags-blue">a mere £3.00</a>!<br/><br/>