Cupcake vodka—it exists. We don't really need to tell you more, but somebody has to revel in the ridiculousness of this concept with us. According to the Cupcake Vodka Spirits Expert (that is a job you can have), the folks at Cupcake Vodka are super serious about their dessert-flavored alcohol: "What makes a good vodka is that it has not been sugared up or had glycerin added to it—and the stuff that should be has been cut away. That is what I like about Cupcake Vodka and the Cupcake team. They get that; they are wine makers and they are willing to do the work to produce the real thing." Finally, authentic cupcake vodka like they made in the old country!

The newly-introduced vodka is made by the same folks at Cupcake vineyards, and comes in four flavors—Original, Devil's Food, Frosting and Chiffon. We've contacted the city's Health Department to see if the drink poses the same risk as drinks like Four Loko, which have been accused of masking their alcohol content with sweet, kid-friendly flavors. In the meantime, who wants to make some vodka-Whipped Lightning pairings? No one?