If all this talk of Pizzacones is creating a craving emergency in your belly, help is just a phone call away—at least for parts of Brooklyn. Bushwick resident William Meyer just sent us this dark yet humorous photo of an NYPD Parking Enforcement Vehicle retrofitted as a pizza delivery car. Meyer tells us he saw it "stopped in the middle of rush hour traffic on Bushwick Ave on Friday; its red emergency strobes were on and rotating, and the driver was standing at the back, taking a pizza out of the trunk for delivery."
Vehicles like this are often auctioned off when the NYPD is done with them (after removing the logos and lights). One assumes this unidentified pizzeria subsequently added the emergency lights in order to facilitate the urgent delivery of life-sustaining pizza. So if you know what pizza precinct this guy is operating out of, please let us know—we need immediate back-up! (Below, for old time's sake, the barely tangentially related 1987 commercial for the Parker Brothers game Pizza Party.)
