This year's Presidential election should be decided by thoughtful consideration of ideas, might be decided by influential parties but ought to be (at this point) decided by grilled cheese. From now until election day in November, the Hudson Eats outpost of Little Muenster will be holding their own polls, of sorts, with a menu of grilled cheeses modeled after the year's top nominees—for as long as they stay in the race, of course. "We wanted to do something that was both amusing and topical," explains owner Adam Schneider. "The idea was to make light of what is such a serious time for the country and nothing is better than food and laughter so why not combine them?"

"The recipes are plays on the personality and platforms of each of the candidates. Whether it's their ancestry or socio-policitcal views, we tried to morph those ideas into a sandwich that represents the candidate and pokes just the right amount of fun at them. The goal is to have a laugh and make people politically aware."

Schneider came up with sandwiches like the "Stickball For The People" Platform ($12.50), a nod to the classic street game played by Brooklyn kids, for Bernie Sanders. The sandwich includes house-made pastrami (for his NYC heritage) and aged cheddar (...) from Vermont (as he's the Junior Senator from the state). Donald Trump's sandwich—the "Spray Tan" Platform ($15)—employs beef cheeks (since he's a "cheeky bastard"), E-Z spray cheddar cheese (for the "all natural" glow of his face) and gold leaf (for the gleaming gold Trump name that adorns his buildings).

Little Muenster has sandwiches for Hillary Clinton—the "Pantsuit Platform" ($10.75) for the candidate's devotion to the style—and Marco Rubio—a Cuban sandwich ($13) alluding to his home city of Miami. There's another Cuban twist at play with "The Cubantine" ($9) to represent Ted Cruz, a play on his Cuban heritage combined with his birth country of Canada. They'll be topping a pile of fries poutine-style with chipotle gravy and Ellsworth farm cheese curds plus pulled pork and pickled jalapenos.

Each night, they'll update a graph on their website to see who's performing better until the official election. "As candidates drop out of the race, those sandwiches will quietly disappear from memory—just like Buddy Roemer," reads the official announcement.