Beating out a forlorn Frutopia machine in an Idaho parking lot and an abandoned lemonade stand in Florida, an all-nude strip club in Sayreville, New Jersey that only sells non-alcoholic beverages is officially the World's Saddest Juice Vendor. Club 35, which doesn't sell booze so its dancers can remain completely nude, recently lost a NIMBY court decision that would shut it down. Their lawyer vows to appeal, and the Daily News gets the money quote on the spot's possible closing from "a man in a mechanic's uniform." "I work so many hours it's hard to meet people. Without this I would be lonely."
Club 35 sells orange juice for $5, Red Bull for $7, and does allow patrons over 21 to bring their own alcohol. The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled this week that the strip club could be ordered to shut down by the town because customers could easily attend one of Staten Island's "jiggle joints." So much for next month's Rothko Retrospective.
