Last night, everyone's favorite granny Betty White was roasted at the Friar's Club, where she entered via a white pony and was feted with off-color jokes. For instance, Jeffrey Ross referenced her Snickers commercial, "I thought Kim Kardashian was the only one who got famous for putting chocolate in her mouth."
There was more chocolate at the festivities—Cake Boss Buddy Valastro and his Carlo's Bakery team created a life-size Betty White cade: "The 5' 2" creation, made of vanilla cake with buttercream, covered in modeling chocolate, shows Betty accompanied by an edible silver fox, a nod to her love of animals - and of the theme of the roast. The bottom of the cake carries one of the Friars mottos, 'WE ONLY ROAST THE ONES WE LOVE.'"

White will be getting a private tour of the National Zoo tomorrow, that lucky old bitch.