If you'll recall, exactly one month ago today was Valentine's Day, that cloying, contrived holiday in which men are generally expected to shell out for flowers, chocolates anything else covered in hearts and pink shit so their girlfriends/wives/mistresses can feel loved for just one day. Today, it's time for payback respectful reciprocation, at least, in the heterosexual, meat eating world. Happy Steak and Blowjob Day! (Or Blowjob in Steak day, depending on what you're cooking).
The holiday has been around since at least 2002, though it was probably inspired by the Japanese and Koren tradition of Valentine's Day and White Day. The holiday mandates, "No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it." Of course, the vegetarians and non-blowjob-inclined will have to figure out something else to do with their Monday, so for that there's Pi Day. Even though Pi is a lie:
