Stephanie March and Bobby Flay

Even though Gothamist finds Bobby Flay irritating in the extreme, we do wish him and Stephanie March well. The NY chef tells the Post about his proposal to the former Law & Order Special Victims Unit A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot (way to self–promote, Bobby). Flay did one of those public proposals: At center ice of Rockefeller Center, which would be cute if it weren't Bobby Flay (blech).

As a chaser, reader Janelle let us know that in James Brady's column in Crain's NY writes, "Top local actor, Jerry Orbach," in his yearly wrapup. While Gothamist wholeheartedly agrees, Brady's column is freakishly like Larry King's USA Today column. Even though these are parodies, Shtick and the Observer pretty much capture what King's column was.

Gothamist on Stephanie March leaving SVU and our favorite seen–it–all cop portrayer, Jerry Orbach.