A NYC-based company has a new fashion offering that meshes the straphanging masses with Massimo Vignelli: subway tights. They come in white and gray (though the gray looks definitively brown on the website), and features the 4/5 lines. From ankle to upper thigh on your right leg you'll get from Bowling Green to 42nd Street (depending on how tall you are and how short a skirt you rock); and on the left you'll get the Brooklyn stops. Each pair costs $44... but will anyone with a MetroCard actually wear these (besides Jake Dobkin, obviously)?