It seems that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has outgrown his tanned cohorts and free trips to Italy. According to E!, he doesn't even want to be a TV star anymore. "Maybe another year or so of reality, and then I'm gonna graduate to movies," he told them. "It's like Michael Jordan. There's only so long you can keep winning them rings." Does this mean The Situation is going to be in a Space Jam remake?!
Sorrentino explained, "I love to be in front of the camera; I love performing; I love entertaining so movies is definitely the next step." Or, from those criteria, a sex tape. He also said of the upcoming season in Italy, "I'm actually gonna get me some Rosetta Stone. I got two months to learn it. My name comes from Italy so I've got a little bit of heritage there. Plus maybe I can get a hometown Italian chick." We would make a joke about how the refined Europeans won't stand for his GTL antics, but umm, Berlusconi.
