Michelle Obama was in town last night to promote her healthy living campaign "Let's Move!", and she pushed that anti-fat agenda hard, throwing shade at jelly doughnuts and feeding Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell dehydrated kale during an appearance on The Tonight Show. Also, where did her bangs go? The Congressional Committee on Fringe Maintenance WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.
FLOTUS joined a bewigged Fallon and Ferrell on the popular "Ew" sketch. The two comedians dressed up as teen girls (note to Ferrell: two-tiered tank tops are not the most flattering for your body shape). And before braving a bite of a kale chip, Ferrell made out with a picture of Harry Styles. Then, he made out with a picture of Will Ferrell. Behold:
After attempting to turn law-abiding Americans against doughnuts, the First Lady talked with Fallon about raising her own teen girls. Apparently, Sasha and Malia are too "busy" being the President's children to watch television, though we'll bet they still sneak in Scandal when they can.
