Lindsay Lohan has ended up exactly where Mayan Prophecy, Zoltar, your block's resident psychic, and everyone else predicted she would: reality television. Her self-titled "docu-series" was filmed in NYC, where she returns to "build a new life." It will premiere on the OWN Network this Sunday, and they've just released the first big look. Can our struggling protagonist be saved by Oprah? Is it fair that Oprah gets to swoop in with a save whenever Lohan is struggling? Shouldn't this be more like watching ants under a magnifying glass?