Lindsay Lohan made her ballyhooed return to Saturday Night Live, and while it wasn't a great episode, it wasn't January Jones-bad. Lohan did make light of her legal problems during the monologue (but didn't sing)—Kenan Thompson shined a flashlight in her eyes while Kristen Wiig frisked her: Lohan asked if she was being searched and Wiig replied, “No, I’m a lesbian now," to which Lohan joked, "Been there, done that." Then, Jimmy Fallon came by and revealed that Jon Hamm was ready—and in the audience—to take over as host if things went downhill.
Lohan's legal woes were also on display during a "Scared Straight" sketch where she played herself. The other highlight was hilarious spoof on The Real Housewives franchise with The Real Housewives of Disney (Jasmine and Aladdin are broke! Cinderella is a bitch! Belle is a terrible singer!). But let's face it: We were all transfixed by how weird Lohan looks now. A plastic surgeon, who has not treated Lohan, told the Post, "The lips are overdone... [Her face] looks like a dead fish. It doesn’t look appetizing at all... She has vertical lines of the upper lip, and that’s typical of a heavy smoker."
Other sketches include: A cold opening feature Mitt and Ann Romney and their sons; a sketch about an old school teen girl gang movie with actresses with names like Angie Biggums; the 2012 Psychic Awards; "Snooki" on Weekend Update, with a cameo from Jon Hamm; and a Digital Short about afros. And Jack White was the musical guest.
