The city's cyclists may be in the midst of a ticketing blitz, but there could be a solution! Maybe if you create a contraption that would allow you to travel around with a pole-dancing stripper on the back of your bike, then you could ride wherever you please, so long as you don't run into the morality police or insist on bringing a tote bag along for the ride. This recent video below was taken outside of City Hall... and here's an older one where the same cyclist drives the pole dancer right into traffic!
In case you're curious, this woman is Pole Superstar, and you can check out more photos here, or even follow along on Twitter.