The Super Bowl is about having Super Fun—just you and the boys and some brews, see? But what are you supposed to do with all that pent-up sexual tension that's been building since the first quarter? Midtown's new Vivid Cabaret has installed a 25-foot stripper pole, the tallest in all of New York City, making it the perfect place to avoid male eye contact and wolf-whistle at women who are pretending to be sexually attracted to you.

The Daily News, which also has a really sweet deal on foam parties, you guys like foam parties? Of course you do, here lemme get your number, has the exclusive video on the club's "never-before-seen heights of eroticism."

"We've kind of gone back to the basics of the gentleman's club industry," says Shaun Kevlin, the club's regional manager. "A lot of New York got away from that and started to do just dances, but we're bringing back that fun atmosphere of pole tricks, girls sliding up, down." Take note: Vivid is for purists.

"We just started our soft opening and we spent most of the night picking up ones from all the guys making it rain for the girls doing pole tricks." Sounds like that "soft opening" wasn't so soft, eh Shaun? Right, Shaun?

Vivid is located on West 37th and Broadway, smack dab in the middle of the Super Bowl Golgotha District. I love this game.