Are you ready for the longest 4 minutes and 27 seconds of your life? These Staten Island girls decided to take on Katy Perry's summer hit "California Gurls" with, yes, "Staten Island Girls." It's almost exactly the same amount of annoying as the original song, but with an extra piercing dose of that accent. The bronzed brain behind the video is 19-year-old Tara Mooney, who SI Live says "sings about the disreputable and comically- exaggerated lifestyles of some youths on the borough... like cosmetics, fashion, prescription drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, brawls at the Staten Island Mall and fist-pumping."

If you're feeling masochistic, Katy Perry's original can be viewed here.