Like every other hygienically-minded NYer, we've been fascinated by the elusive Sad Rat Man, whose job seems to consist of riding the subways and freaking out tourists. He may not be the rat enthusiast we want, but he's the guy-who-makes-out-with-rats we deserve. Some people ran into him in Times Square this week, and got a rare on-camera interview with him. Watch it below:
Actually, Sad Rat Man doesn't seem quite as sad after this interview: his babies are named Lucky (13 months old), Draco (6 months old) and Henry (2 months old). He also told the filmer that he raised a few rats from their birth, colored them with food dye, and makes sure to get them all their necessary shots. If it wasn't for the whole making-out/putting them in his mouth thing, this would be almost cute! But we have one question: what happened to Big Balls?