Today is Valentine's Day—whoop-dee-freaking-doo. To hell with the flowers and candies, we prefer to celebrate St. Valentine with delicious concoctions of pure New York City haterade, like the video below. Because if there is one thing our people are good at, it is hating everything from "the grime" to "cabbies" to "rap music" to "the censorship of anime on television" to "my job" to "my brother—the older one." So! Test how much of a New Yorker you are by how many times you nod your head in agreement:
Now go and have yourself a Happy Valentine's! Jerks.
