Cat lovers are psyched that the newest Monopoly game piece is a cat but Jon Stewart is not feeling it. And he took the Internet—since the contest to replace an old game piece was held online—to task last night:

Noting that the other new options were a diamond ring, guitar, toy robot, or helicopter, Stewart exclaimed, "You've got a robot? Who would not pick robot?!" Well Jon, until mankind's robot army becomes self-aware and enslaves us, we're still taking orders from our feline overlords. Besides, cats are better at jumping into boxes: