Last we checked in with comedian Tyler Fischer, he was performing an Irish jig on the subway while dressed up as an old timey Irishman. Last week, he took on a new persona by posing as an Apple employee at their Meatpacking district location and spouting off a lot of humorous nonsense. He scans eyeballs, offers discounts for people with syphilis, claims Apple mistakenly invented polio and lime disease, and explains how the cloud has turned into a puddle.
A few months ago, Fischer also posed as NYC's first freelance doorman:
