Do you know what the Metro-North has besides fancy new seats? An adorable conductor who plays the harmonica and shows off some literal hat tricks who says, "I was born to be clown, but I found this job instead." Check it out:

This conductor joins the pantheon of great conductors, which includes the conductor who calmly told a very well-educated woman that she was talking too loudly on the phone. And yes, the video is mislabeled since he is obviously not a NYPD cop and it's not the subway (those seats would be way grosser).

Newsday reports, "A Metro-North spokeswoman confirmed that the conductor works the New Haven line for the railroad, but did not immediately release his name," and begs readers, "Do you know of any entertaining Long Island Rail Road crew members?"