We finally understand what Neil Armstrong was getting at when he said, "That's one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind"—Nokia has patented a tattoo that vibrates when someone calls or texts you. And this innovation is bound to make Vajazzling look like a joke.
It'd be like getting a normal tattoo with whatever image you want, only the ink would be special—the tat would be made of ferromagnetic ink. First the ink material is exposed to high temperatures to demagnetize it, then after it's applied it would be re-magnetized, giving it enhanced sensitivity towards external alternating magnet fields. The tattoo will then be able to detect a magnetic field and emit a vibration, and you could then pair it with your cell phone. Just look at these nifty designs below!
You'd even be able to set unique vibrations depending on who was calling/whether it was text or call. It can even warn you when your battery is about to die! Of course, if you're not into going full-Cronenberg and permanently making your phone a part of your body, you could opt to wear a band (or stick-on) of some sort that would provide the same vibrating experience. Now, if say David Lynch were to give us a tattoo idea, we'd totally go for permanent cell phone bondage.
