Of course there is a Miss Cougar America competition, and of course it's being held at Greenhouse Nightclub. Cougars will invade the city on April 29th for the Third Annual National Cougar Convention... hide your young!
According to the press release, "cougars from throughout America are invited to compete for the title... Cubs (younger men) in attendance will decide who wins the contest." The Keynote Speaker at the Convention, Rich Gosse (who is allegedly an authority on finding a romantic partner), says, "Age discrimination is perhaps the most pervasive prejudice in American Society. Older women, in particular, are victimized by our youth-obsessed society. They are regarded as ‘non-sexy’. Supposedly every American male is only attracted to nubile 20 year olds found in the centerfolds of men’s magazines." (We're looking at you Ebersole Gaines!)
Anyone 35 or older can compete... but isn't that entering Cheetah territory?
