Last week a photograph of Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D surfaced, showing the two enjoying each other's company courtside at a Knicks game. The image was like a modern day The Kiss, and we sort of wanted to believe that these two were star-crossed lovers... but now the truth has surfaced: the two are not an item. Not even a little bit! In a recent interview, Sevigny explained:
"I was just looking at his hair. It looked like... egg yolk. Or Elmer's Glue. [His hair] had a white glaze thing kind of happening and I was like, 'How the fuck? Does he go upside down? What's the process?' I should have asked him, but I didn't think that engaging him would be worth it—not to be mean or rude, I was really interested in the basketball game."
She claims that was the only time they talked during the entire game, and the interviewer says she seemed mortified at the idea of the two dating. Maybe she felt bad about the comments, because in another interview (when asked if they were together) she's a little kinder, saying, "If I were to pick one of the dudes on the show, I'd definitely pick him... That would be hilarious. That would be the weirdest couple in the world. It would be like the apocalypse" (that's what we said).
