Just a little PSA here—if someone does a backflip on a moving subway, immediately followed by some weird hat trick, and doesn't fuck it up, please stop texting and loosen up those pursestrings. Someone just sent over this (questionably titled) video of some kids doing just that, and nary a straphanger looks up from their precious iPhone. C'mon you disaffected New Yorkers: backflips on a moving subway! Here, take a look, we won't tell: