How Else Can Ryan Gosling Help New Yorkers?
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<p>We know Ryan Gosling can, and <em>will</em>, <a href="http://gothamist.com/2011/08/22/video_ryan_gosling_breaks_up_nyc_st.php">stop art thieves</a> with his bare hands, and just last night <a href="http://gothamist.com/2012/04/03/ryan_gosling_just_saved_someone_fro.php">he saved a young woman from getting hit by a cab</a> (and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/PennyRed/status/187586864448929792">she doesn't even CARE</a>!), but how else can America's 2nd Sexiest Man Alive help New Yorkers? We have some ideas, and if you click through you'll find your own Superhero Gosling, which you can Photoshop on to any of your own dream scenarios.</p>
Original photo via thedrawingfarm's flickr<p>Dost thou want to see Shakespeare in the park this summer but are tied to thine cubicle all day? Sir Gosling has got you covered.</p>
Original photo via charleylhasa's flickr<p>Ryan Gosling can bring peace between <a href="http://gothamist.com/2012/02/29/video_police_arrest.php#photo-1">OWS activists and the NYPD</a>, with a flash of his dazzling crooked smile.</p>
<p>You know all of those people getting <a href="http://gothamist.com/tags/subwaydeath">hit by trains</a> lately? If we had Ryan Gosling stationed on subway platforms, the risk of death by subway would be greatly reduced. Plus, it would be nice to look at him while awaiting a train.</p>
Original photo via Joe Homes<p></p>No one likes to standing around wasting away the sunny hours of a summer day waiting in line at the port-o-potties, and Ryan's good-natured Canadian soul would never let that happen. He can hold your spot in line, girl, just work on getting another glass of Rosé while it's still in season.
Original photo via paypaul's flickr<p>"Hey Girl, I heard you like <a href="http://gothamist.com/tags/ramps">ramps</a>, so i went foraging for you." </p>
<p>Now, make your own Ryan Gosling Action Hero!</p>