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Get Your Royal Wedding On... Literally, With These Things

<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/prince_william_kate_middleton_cap_hat-148702944337709848">The Prince William &amp; Kate Middleton Cap Mesh Hat</a>. At only $14.95, you can afford a his and hers set, so make your boyfriend buy you the pink one! And then make him wear a more manly blue version. You guys, you are so cute.


<p>Nothing says class <a href="http://royalwedding.aol.com/2011/03/02/nail-decals-royal-wedding-style">like nail decals</a>. Bonus: you can have miniature little finger puppet shows and reenact the Royal Wedding everyday for your friends. They'll love that.</p>


<p>Why buy regular condoms when you can buy condoms that include a collectible portrait of the Royal Couple? "Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure." <a href="http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/heritage.html">Stock up now</a>!</p>



<p>Idea: when you are watching the Royal Wedding on Friday (and on DVR every day after that), put <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/MASK-ARADE-Prince-William-Party-Mask/dp/B004FJGAYC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1303765603&amp;sr=1-1">these masks</a> on <a href="http://unveiled.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/25/cat-ladies-love-prince-william/">your cats</a> and pretend they are Will and Kate! You could even recreate the Royal Wedding with your cats, if you wanted. They won't mind.</p>


<p>Did you accidentally shake the hand of a commoner on the subway this morning? Well for only <a href="http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11258978&amp;cp=4090259.4090258.4090283.4431587">two bucks</a> you can get this 3-pack of royal anti-bacterial sanitizing hand gel! And apparently you can pretend you are about to be kissed by a prince if you wear that lip gloss.</p>


<p>Maybe if you buy enough of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Knit-Your-Own-Royal-Wedding/dp/1449409245#reader_1449409245">these Knit Your Own Royal Wedding kits</a> you can knit yourself one giant Will and one giant Kate... and wear their knit skin.</p>



<p>The ultimate tribute to the couple: <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/04/19/royal-wedding-shop-keeper-gets-wills-and-kate-tattoo-on-his-leg-115875-23072600/">the Royal Wedding tattoo</a>. One local tattoo artist told us, "I would not have tattooed that design." But IT'S BEAUTIFUL, just like the love of Will and Kate (allegedly).</p>