Snuck between tweets about Egypt destroying its civil society with the Muslim Brotherhood and paens to the Tea Party, the world's foremost combover expert Donald Trump let it known that he was in the company of one Banana Joe, the funny-faced affenpinscher who won Best In Show at this year's Westminster Kennel Club. And judging by the photos, they got along "swimmingly"—but it brings up so many questions for us: have we lost respect for Banana Joe? Is Trump riding Banana Joe's coattails tail for some easy good will? Did Trump subject Joe to his usual blustering line of questioning? He does have a disturbing obsession with bloodlines...
A Westminster spokesperson told us, "For the past few years, [Westminster Director of Communications] David Frei has been bringing the “Best In Show” victor to visit with Mr. Trump. This has become a tradition that everyone looks forward to annually. Mr. Trump and his staff are always very gracious." So sure, no one should blame Banana Joe for traditions that started years before he ascended the ranks of his breed to become a champion. But we will go on record with this: Swagger would never have done this. But SWAGGER WAS ROBBED.
