On last night's Kroll Show, Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland (played by Nick Kroll and John Mulaney) say goodbye to New York. But instead of writing an essay about it, they decide suicide is the way to go—"We're gonna kill ourselves together, we're tired of New York so we're gonna jump into the elevator shaft and kill ourselves. Let's jump on '1' in honor of NY1." But not before some grumbling:
"Today we're saying goodbye to the city... which is now run by corporations: Starbucks and Chipolte cover the landscape. Der Führer Giuliani made this a police state. You can't even smoke in a hospital anymore. Screw off, New York."
[h/t Bedford + Bowery]
