Ladies: you can all do better than Charlie Sheen. And yet here we are, New Yorker (albeit, very recent New Yorker) Michelle Martin has asked Sheen if she can accompany the fallen actor, as his goddess, to his Comedy Central Roast on September 19th (which not so coincidentally will air a half hour after Ashton Kutcher makes his debut on Two and a Half Men). Read the exchange below:
For now it seems like Sheen is looking for other offers as well, but so is Martin—just yesterday she Tweeted at Khloe Kardashian: "I'm in NYC working away. (Bad case of the Mondays) Any hot single friends u could set me up w/? Would really cheer me up!" Martin, please familiarize yourself with Sheen's history of violence towards women.
