Lindsay Lohan is finally getting her due respect off-off-Broadway, at a little place called La Mama. Starting April 29th and running through May 8th, the stage will become home to Project: Lohan, a multi-media experience chronicling the life of Lindsay Lohan. The role of Lindsay Lohan will not be played by the fallen starlet herself, however (she's busy), but rather the show's creator, D'Arcy Drollinger.
Here's what you can expect from what is surely to be the most important play of our time: "With only found text and images from tabloids, magazines, entertainment TV and Internet gossip sites, Lohan’s arc from Disney starlet to convicted felon is reconstructed in an evocative timeline as both classic myth and Shakespearean tragedy—with surprising and poignant insights into Pop culture, the fragile nature of talent and the people who surround and exploit it." Fingers crossed for a choreographed interpretation of the whole Fire Crotch incident!
And this is no one-woman show, you need an entire cast to fully portray Lindsay's downward shame spiral. Joining the fake Lohan on stage will be fake Paris Hilton, fake Samantha Ronson, a fake Lohan family, fake Tina Fey, and a fake Wilmer Valderrama (though we're holding out hope the real one will show up, what else has he got to do?). But enough talking... let's go to the video:
