Lindsay Lohan (or, just Lindsay) was spotted on the Lower East Side last night doing two things one only does when intoxicated (just sayin'): pressing her face against the city's sidewalks, and smoking down Parliament after Parliament. (TMZ has photos.) Oh, don't pretend like you haven't been there before!
The rest of us are just lucky we don't have paparazzi clicking away our inebriated evenings frame for frame. (Which is probably a million times worse than waking up to friends having tagged you in Facebook photos from the night before.)
Okay, enough empathizing with America's Trainwreck, what we really meant to say is...
And to think, this little wildfire may be moving to town any day now.
