Are you as excited for Sex And The City 3: Final Urban Intercourse to happen as we are? But Kim Cattrall wants us to know that she is a very serious actress, not just some witty hussy. And she's showing us in her new film, Monica Velour, by playing…uh…a porn star!

But when Page Six recently interviewed Cattrall, she responded to a playful question about getting a bikini wax with vintage Samantha vitriol, saying "That's a stupid question. You're a smart girl. How could you want to write that?" She's right—Page Six was so much more substantive when Cronkite was at the helm.

She then further pressed the reporter, telling her she should work at "Roybers," before being corrected that the name is actually Reuters. Her reply? "Yeah, sorry, I've been drinking." Oh, Samantha! Kim!