Jon Bon Jovi has put his 7,400-square-foot SoHo duplex on the market, and is trying to unload it to the tune of $42 million (which is around $18 million more than he paid for it in 2007). The Corcoran listing for the Mercer Street pad notes it has 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, a patio, a wood-burning stove, a zen garden sans Bed of Roses, two chefs kitchens, a private screening room with projection room, and expansive views. It also comes fully furnished and with a personally recorded parody of "It's My Life" by Jon Bon himself, called "It's My Loft." Take in to account that the last part is not true, and that the furniture is mostly brown velvet... worth it? For comparison, the clocktower penthouse in DUMBO is a bargain $18 million.