Ever since the SHOCKING announcement last week that three of the current Real Housewives of New York are getting the boot, rumors have been a-flying about who will replace the dearly departed ladies. The latest? Oh, you know, why not throw a little Camelot lore into the mix?

Supposedly, one of the ladies being eyed is Carole Radziwill, the widow of Anthony Radziwill, whose aunt was Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. Radziwill, who was close with Carolyn Bessette Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr. before they died, is a former ABC News reporter who worked with Diane Sawyer and Peter Jennings, and she could fulfill the show's very important "single lady" quota for the season. The other ladies rumored to be in the running include Aviva Drescher, a "Wall Street wife," and Heather Thomson, who runs a shapewear line called Yummie Tummie, a name that turns our tummies right quick. (Oprah, for what it's worth, feels differently.)

Meanwhile, gainfully employed Housewife Ramona Singer is denying that she pushed Jill Zarin out to make room for her friends, saying "I'm way too busy getting drunk and Ramotional to care."