Just wondering. Because it seems like that's what's happening? A transcript thus far:

  • Sitting at JFK. Drinking in bar waiting to board for Chicago. Watching 2 euro guys picking up 2 ditsy American gals. Classic!
  • Euro gents seem to be closing this deal. The brunette couldn't be more available. The blonde not giving as much. Off to the gate.
  • Flight delayed. Hanging by gate Sitting next to one stanky character. I can't believe show [sic] bad this man smells.
  • This is like being in a NYC cab in the late 80s.
  • Had to move my seat. Heading back to the bar. See how the dudes and the young Americans made out.
  • No sign of either dudes or their prospective targets at bar. Somebody needs to check the Motels on Rockaway Blvd

This is more entertaining than any of his films! You can follow along here.

UPDATE:Burnsie's phone is dying and he needs another beer. Fin.