This whole Charlie Sheen thing is going to get a lot weirder before it gets worse. (And it will get worse.) Yesterday the world cheered and jeered Charlie Sheen on as he took his first chocolate-milk-fueled steps into the Twitterverse, and now even Diddy is getting on board the Crazy Train. Today he courted the troubled actor via Twitter, asking for the "address to ur house? Ive been dreamin about a party like this all my life #winning!" Is he hitching his wagon to the falling star for a few minutes of the Sheen spotlight, or is he for real?

Plenty of other rappers have followed suit, which makes us think this is all starting to smell a little bit Joaquin Phoenix... ya know?

And here's your daily peek into the Sheeniverse:

  • His goddesses talked to the Post about their sex life with the star.
  • Still, at least one goddess has been left unsatisfied... it would seem.
  • Last night his 20/20 interview aired—watch here.
  • He may or may not have sent an anti-Semitic text to his ex-wife Brooke Mueller, who is fighting Sheen for custody of their twin sons.
  • Donal Trump now wants a piece of Sheen.
  • Sheen has managed to offend real Warlocks! The offended Warlock claims: "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future."

Yeah, that's a good place to stop for the day.