Fall Fashion Week
starts today, are you going? No? Quelle horreur! Don't worry, you can always sneak in. Today Racked has a nifty list of tips for getting a seat at a show you are in no way qualified to attend. The whole thing is worth a read, but the major points are pretty easy: Wear black. Know where you are going before hand. Never remove your sunglasses. Tell guards who ask that you are "on the list." Act like you should be there. Wait in the standing area and when the show starts, grab an empty seat if possible. And—voila!—you're in!