Finally, a wall calendar that both environmentalists and coprophiliacs can enjoy! To promote composting and, more specifically, the natural recycling of human waste, the Fertile Earth Foundation has put together a calendar featuring scantily clad women frolicking in excrement, sitting on the toilet, and posing seductively with toilet paper. We haven't been this turned on since Maya Rudolph tried on wedding dresses in Bridesmaids.
The "eco-friendly" calendar costs $25 and is intended to get people thinking about how hot it is when a woman bathes in a trough full of diarrhea how so much of our waste goes to waste. "Before you write us off as crazy poop-loving hippies, let us ask you one more question: have you ever seen waste in nature? No one needs to sweep the forest, scoop up deer poop, or recycle in the mangroves." Still not sold? Watch this behind-the-scenes video about the making of the Ladies of Manure calendar—it's SFW, assuming your boss loves watching women use the bathroom as much as you do:
As the video's narrator wonders, "Did you know there are safe ways to turn even our waste into 'humanure'? YES, that's composted human poop. Your poop can be turned into super rich black gold!" And at $25 a pop, the Fertile Earth Foundation is poised to cash in. Just in time, too—it's been a while since we've seen such a steamy scat pin-up calendar, and usually you have go to Germany to find the primo shit. Our dogeared copy of Das Pöop 1988 is still displayed proudly on our mantle (you can look at it but don't take it out of the plastic).
