Though it appears we'll be plunged back into some sort of London-esque rain fog this week, May is VERY NEARLY HERE. Which, on the one hand, means rooftop bars, Vitamin D, white pants, beaches, and the return of Summer Fridays for all you lucky jerks. On the other hand, the death of another month means Netflix is swapping out a huge swath of their streaming offerings for some...other stuff. Like Zombeavers, "an action packed horror­comedy about three college girls vacationing at a lakeside cabin. Their carefree fun comes to an abrupt end when toxic zombie beavers try to eat them." Coming to a Roku near you on May 19th! (But seriously, who wants to watch Zombeavers with me??)

Here's what's coming our way this month:

Available May 1st - 5th

Beyond Clueless (2014)
Jimi: All Is by My Side (2013)
The Last Waltz (1978)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Longmire: Season 3 (2012 series)
No No: A Dockumentary (2014)
The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio (2005)
Shameless: Series 10 (2004 series)
Underclassman (2015)
Witnesses: Season 1
Lalaloopsy: Festival of Sugary Sweets (2015)
LeapFrog Letter Factory Adventures: Amazing Word Explorers (2015)
Anita (2013)
D.L. Hughley: Clear (2014)
Royal Pains: Season 6 (2009 series)
A Few Best Men (2011)

Available May 6th-12th

The Longest Week (2014)
Grace & Frankie (2015 series, Netflix original)
Puss in Boots: Season 1 (5 additional episodes)
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas (2013)
Jinn (2014)
The Liberator (2013)
Extraterrestrial (2014)
Fruitvale Station (2013)
Magical Universe (2013)

Available May 13th-20th

The Identical (2014)
American Restoration (2010 series, new collection)
Counting Cars (2012 series, new collection)
Dance Moms (2011 series, new collection)
Duck Dynasty (2012 series, new collection)
Hoarders (2009 series, new collection)
Modern Marvels (1994 series, new collection)
The Universe (2007 series, new collection)
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown: Season 4 (2013 series)
Cyber­Seniors (2014)
Dawg Fight (2015)
Give Me Shelter (2014)
Granite Flats: Season 1-­3 (2013 series)
First Period (2013)
Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast (2015)
Before I Disappear (2014)
Girlhood (2014)
Zombeavers (2014)

Available May 21st-31st

H20 Mermaid Adventures (2015)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Jen Kirkman: I'm Gonna Die Alone (And I Feel Fine) (2015)
The Other One: The Long, Strange Trip of Bob Weir (2014)
Richie Rich: Season 2 (2015 series)
Transporter: The Series: Season 1 (2012)
Antarctica: A Year on Ice (2013)
The Boxtrolls (2014)
Love and Honor (2013)
Welcome to the Punch (2013)
Graceland: Seasons 1-­2 (2013 series)
Before I Go to Sleep (2014)
Hot Girls Wanted (2015)
Mako Mermaids: Season 3 (2013 series)

But for every Zombeavers we gain, there's a Baby Genius adventure we lose. Here's what's leaving us this month, and note that you only have a few more days to experience Chris Pine's disappearing accent in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement:

Leaving May 1st - 15th

6 Bullets (2012)
12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue (2012)
A Knight's Tale (2001)
The Accused (1988)
Airplane! (1980)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
All I Want for Christmas (1991)
Along Came Polly (2004)
An American Haunting (2006)
Baby Genius: The Four Seasons (2003)
Baby Genius: Underwater Adventures (2010)
BASEketball (1998)
Bitter Moon (1992)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Bratz: Babyz: The Movie (2005)
The Brothers Bloom (2008)
Call Me Claus (2001)
Cecil B. Demented (2000)
Deuces Wild (2002)
Divine Secrets of the Ya­Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Friday the 13th: Part 7: The New Blood (1988)
Funny Face (1957)
Ichi the Killer (2001)
Into the Blue 2: The Reef (2009)
The Jewel of the Nile (1985)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
RoboCop (1987)
Romancing the Stone (1984)
Sabrina (1954)
The Secret of NIMH (1982)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
True Justice: Season 1
Valkyrie (2008)
Flight (2012)
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel (2011)
Frank Skinner Stand­Up: Live from Birmingham's National Indoor Arena (2008)
Grumpy Old Women Live (2008)
Russell Kane: Smokescreens & Castles Live (2011)
Skyfall (2012)
1428 (2009)
Grimm's Snow White (2012)
Robot & Frank (2012)
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011)
Buffalo Girls (2012)

Leaving May 16th-31st

Fun Size (2012)
Bridezillas: Season 9 (2004 series)
Cloud 9 (2014)
Dane Cook: Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden (2007)
Red Dawn (2012)
No Woman, No Cry (2010)
Silent House (2011)
The New Guy (2002)
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013)

If you aren't jazzed about the new streaming season of Dance Moms, Amazon Prime's got Fifty Shades of Gray available for purchase.