We warned you about this last week, but you refused to petition your local congressman, and now here we are: below, you can hatewatch the "Sh*t Park Slope Parents Say" video, written and performed by Katie Goodman and Soren Kisiel, with additional ideas from Susan Fox, Julie Kay, and the contributors to ParkSlopeParents.com. Sure, they mention lactation consultants, existential parking woes, co-ops, kindergarten competitiveness, and other familiar themes of entitlement—but how could they leave out babies in bars?!
Not to nitpick or anything, but here are some other things that we're surprised didn't make the cut: bike-messengered sex toys, bike lanes, pot-smoking moms, "lesbian mothers only" discounts, and catpacks. But seeing as how this video comes at least a week after everyone stopped caring about the whole Shit Blank Says meme, who can fault them for missing a few things.
After you cool down from your Park Slopian rage, you can revisit the two previous NY-centric Shit Blank Says memes: "Sh*t New Yorkers Say" and "Sh*t Native New Yorkers Say."
