Usually Nate Hill's antics just creep us out, but he's really on to something with his latest project: Death Bear. Here's how it works... you can make an appointment with the Death Bear, who will show up at the appointed time and "take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever allowing you to move on with your life." In other words, Nate Hill is collecting your old ex's stuff, which he probably then sells on eBay. His next appointments available are, fittingly, Valentine's Day weekend.
The project recently backfired on Hill, however, when his own ex lured him over to her friend's apartment (an address he didn't recognize) to give him back a box of things acquired during their short fling. The goodies included (amongst other things): one of his own tied off used condoms, a bloodied (by Hill's testicles) bed sheet, a pubic hair heart, and a Trey Songz CD.
