Turns out last week's Rainforest Benefit Concert at Carnegie Hall provided the perfect stage to revisit Lady Gaga's penis, or lack thereof. Surely that's some sort of sign that your charity event was successful... and surely there's a joke about wood in there somewhere. The Post reports back that during Thursday night's show, Elton John teased Gaga about rumors that she and boyfriend Matt Williams broke up. Gaga responded, "Do you believe everything you read? I don't have a penis either, Elton."
Missing the man parts didn't stop Gaga from taking Steve Perry lead in an epic cover of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" though — to close out the benefit, Gaga, Sting, Elton, Shirley Bassey, Debbie Harry and Bruce Springsteen performed the song. Seriously.
And yes, Gaga was wearing those shoes again.
