Hey what do you have going on this weekend? I gotta feed my friend's cat but I was also thinking about hitting up this elite sex party? For sex?
Haha jk maybe not sex, but you know, we live in New York so we owe it to ourselves to see what being a libertine is like (onion rings with your Seamless kale salad doesn't count lol) and this elite sex party in Flatiron on Saturday night sounds fun—it's in the New York Post!
“It’s like ‘Eyes Wide Shut,’ but realistic,” says Gweneth Romein, 46, who works in consulting and has attended nearly 20 Killing Kittens events.
“When [my ex-boyfriend and I] hosted a party at our house [in London], we had a bed and there were these two gorgeous silver foxes and this black girl whose legs went to Tokyo, and she was just demanding everything from them . . . it’s complete carnage,” she says. “It’s like a buffet.”
Oh, well, how do we feel about a buffet of carnage? Hmm. I did get a 98 on that Kubrick quiz in Modern Cinema. And Kate Middleton's friend, or acquaintance, or whatever, Emma Sayle. She runs it and makes sure things stay classy. No single guys are allowed (I don't count bc I'd be going with you! Just as friends. Sex party friends!!!!!) She says it's "a place where females can try whatever they want to try." But of course there are some standards:
“They all have the same mentality,” a raspy-voiced Sayle says of her members. “They’re all overachievers.”
“It’s not a case of everyone being supermodel quality. It’s nice-looking people taking care of themselves,” she continues. “For example, we might get someone who is a size 14 or 16 US size and they’re massive, and they send us a photo and they might be in some bondage gear, and you just say, ‘No, that’s not a pretty sight.’ We have members who want a certain look and expect a certain standard, so that’s what we need to provide.”
You know, empowering everyone under size 14. That seems inclusive and empowering enough. Just some super driven people with an addiction to wanderlust eating the finest goat cheese on the firmest endives and chatting about life and then maybe having sex?
Do we know anyone else who might be going?
“I’ve been to parties where people fly from Sweden on private jets loaded up with their friends because they can’t play in their own country,” says Romein, who has hooked up with everyone from a restaurant mogul to a married man whose “name is on multiple buildings in New York. He’s from a well-known family in banking, shall I say.”
So Landon Citi's going. Huh. I had to unfollow him because he posts the SAME SHIT every day. Not gonna like another photo of your tennis shoes & iPhone headphone cords brah. My likes are curated.
Anyway. We'd have to register for approval. But it'd only be $250 for the both of us! When did the doctor say you could take off the boot? Or maybe leave it on. It's an elite sex party!
