Does the body language scream romance or bromance?
It's been a few days since anything apocalyptic has happened, or so we thought. Last we checked in on the universe, blackbirds and doves were falling dead from the sky, the sea levels were rising, fish were going belly up in the river, and now the most convincing End of Days sign: Chloe Sevigny is dating Jersey Shore's Pauly D. Maybe! While headlines are stating it as a fact, the only "proof" seems to be these photos taken at a Knicks game last Wednesday.
It may look more bromance than romance... but check out that body language: touching legs! That must mean something. The question is: will Pauly D be transformed into a pale, bearded, indie scenester, or will Chloe Sevigny get implants and start modeling for J-Woww's fashion line? And will the human race even be around to find out? [via EV Grieve]
