Destined for friendship! (Getty)
Hating on Jennifer Lawrence isn't something that many dare to do, but Chloë Sevigny is starting shit with your favorite sexy goofball, America.
There's only one corner in this ring so far, and in it we've got OG indie-darling Sevigny, who told V Magazine that J. Law is "annoying" and "crass." Here's the full quote, for context:
So much is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or fuck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show. I understand that star quality, how much value that carries. I love when a movie star is a great movie star. I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass.
There is no way this doesn't end in friendship. Cut to these two getting stoned, followed by a thrift store clothing dress-up montage, followed by a trip to the club, and then... we would say more but we've got a pilot to sell.
