Charlie Sheen can now officially spend all of his time on what matters most: building his sex palace, taking out trolls, something or other about warlocks, and Tweeting. According to TMZ, the actor was just fired from Two and a Half Men, and Warner Bros. has issued the following statement: "After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services, effective immediately." No word on whether or not the show will go back into production, Warner Bros. says a decision has not been made yet. This move will cost both WB and CBS a lot of money.
Meanwhile, back in the winning palace of goddesses, Sheen is looking for an intern! Applicants must have Tiger Blood, a tendency to make terrible decisions, and apply here in just 75 characters. It may be a good idea to study the master before applying, so let's check out some recent Sheen Tweets, which have included these lexical gems:
- I invented Tulsa, OK... in my sleep.
- This just in, Thomas Jefferson comes forward to sheepishly admit, "Sheen's right. I am a pussy."
- This Warlock is in the breach. Poised. T - minus 51 mins. read my tigerblood dripping lips; you've been warned.
UPDATE: TMZ now has the letter, which is 11 pages long (21 if you include the link list). It begins:
You can read the rest here, or download the souvenir PDF right here.
