Charlie Sheen has been livestreaming from his winning palace of goddesses today, but the feed has now gone dark. Good news: you can watch it in syndication right here. Now, let's recap the past 24 hours of the big Winner; most importantly, he came clean about which drug he's been partaking in:
Catch that? He said, "Yeah, I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen.” According to Esquire, an 8 ball of Charlie Sheen would cost just under $4,300! Also, Sheen warns us common folk's faces will melt off if we try it! During his morning talk show circuit, Sheen told Good Morning America, "I decided to embrace [his addictions] violently. The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, all the others look like droopy-eyed, armless children. It was epic," while telling the Today Show he expects CBS to "apologize while licking my feet."
Currently the MaSheen wants to sue CBS—Neil Patrick Harris just Tweeted, "Charlie Sheen's done lost his crackers... #teamcbs"—but has sort of almost apologized to Two and a Half Men writer Chuck Lorre. During a 20/20 interview, he said, “I’m sorry if I offended you. Didn’t know you were so sensitive." That interview (which you can watch some of here, was filmed on location at his at-home "rehab," and will air tomorrow.
And this just in, Sheen's publicist has just announced his resignation, telling TMZ, "I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned." Sheen retorted, "P**sy. He's not allowed to quit, so you’re fired."
