The Brooklyn Cyclones have now offered Staten Island native Christina Aguilera a chance to perform The Star-Spangled Banner prior to one of the minor league baseball team’s games this summer. (They're also offering the same thing to any New Yorker... though Aguilera wouldn't even have to audtion). After botching the national anthem at the big game on Sunday, and currently on a downward spiral fueled by both shame and alcohol, the nearly fallen pop star should probably take the offer. That's just our advice, though.

Cyclones general manager Steve Cohen declared: “when a player makes a mistake, they usually don’t get a shot at redemption, but with a singer, that’s a different story.” But if you mess it up again... do you get a third shot? Like next to a fried Oreo stand at a county fair?