We'd like to think that most people wouldn't go this far for a deal, but times are tough if you don't feel like shopping at Old Navy. Marc Ecko is promising 20 percent off for life...if you get one of two tattoos of a Marc Ecko logo. While weird, the offer makes for the best fine print ever: "Tattoo must be permanent, not temporary...Cannot be combined with any other offers." As always, double check to make sure the offer is legit so that you don't suffer this man's fate.

The Daily News notes that 20 percent isn't that much in return for getting a tattoo. That brings the price of a $19.50 polo shirt to $16.50, or a $225 watch to $180. Besides, signing up for the Marc Ecko newsletter gets you 15% off deals, so this is only a deal for people who think that rhino looks really cool. However, you are encouraged to customize the tattoos. Anyone up for an Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls personalization?